We are all the main characters of our own story, but we play supporting roles and extras in other stories. Sometimes we’re not even in a story at all. That’s okay though because our story still influences the world. Remember that.
if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties